King of Comedy

Well it seems that the field of Presidential candidates, is getting more and more crowded every day. Right now there are at least 25 people seeking the position.

But I never thought, that I would have to issue a denial. But here goes:

No, I am not seeking the office of the President of the United States. Also I'm not Elvis, I've never been abducted by a UFO, nor have I opened for Bat Boy.


However, you CAN go here and vote for me, as you favorite talking head:

Thankyouverymuch.

TIM SLAGLE HAS LEFT THE PODIUM. I REPEAT, TIM SLAGLE HAS LEFT THE PODIUM.