7/12/06

A new law in Britain will make choosing baby's sex illegal. Prince Charles claims, that a baby's sex shouldn't be decided until he's ready to get married.

Washington DC declared a crime emergency. Crime in the city is reaching record levels. In fact it's gotten so bad, that today a congressman tried to bribe himself

Israeli President Moshe Katsav was accused of sexual harassment. Israeli comedians accused him of acting like Clinton. Kastav responded by bombing Lebanon, which is exactly what Clinton did after the story of Monica Lewinski broke.

The US Army announced an end to their contracts with Halliburton. Bloggers over at MoveOn.org are panicked, wondering who they'll blame the war on now.

French Soccer player Zidane May Lose his "Best Player" Award. But US television executives are congratulating him on making the World Cup more watchable than it has ever been in History.

A hidden camera showed mice on an airplane. Apparently they were sitting in coach complaining about leg cramps.

A judge today heard 11 hours of testimony in a case of a Virginia. teen fighting for the right to decide his own cancer treatment. Two words: Medical Marijuana

Iran military engineers were on hand for the N. Korea missile launch. I'm guessing they were there at reguest of Kim Jong Il, and were ready to behead scientists if this missile doesn't work.