6/9/06

Reports revealed today, that bombed terrorist Al-Zarqawi pioneered the use of Internet as tool for terrorism. Apparently he had been blogging over at the DemocratUnderground with the screen name "iHateChimpy."

Some Democrats called the killing "a stunt." However, these are the same Democrats who claim the 2004 election was stolen. Some people just can't be good losers

Father of beheaded man Nick Berg still blames President Bush for his son's death. That's ridiculous. The President was too busy making hurricanes.

Al-Qaida vows to continue their holy war, despite the loss of Zarqawi Since the bombing, Al Qaida has been quite Holy. In fact, it has more holes than ever before.

The Pentagon announced that the $25M bounty on Zarqawi will be honored. Apparently Donald Rumsfeld and the prize patrol will knock on the door with a giant check.

Scientists announced today they have invented a robotic device that mimics human touch Now if they can just make a computer peripheral that can polish a flashlight, they'll become millionaires.