6/6/06

Cost of gas is really forcing people to make some tough decisions. In fact, now many people in Arkansas have to decide between driving sober or parking drunk.

Iranian President Ahmadinejad is planing on attending the World Cup. President Bush suggested that if he keeps talking tough to the US, he might get to go as a soccer ball

The Canadians had been rather apathetic aboot terrorism since 9/11. Apparently now they're pretty worked up since they learned that 17 terrorists were plotting to interrupt Hockey season.

College Republicans at Oklahoma University have been ridiculing Al Gore's movie with Global Warming Beach Parties. Quite appropriate, since Oklahoma, is where some environmentalists claim there is going to be beachfront property. What a surprise, College students finding an excuse to party, and cheese off their professors, who now tend to be aging hippies.
Democrats find it hard to believe college students could ignore the seriousness of climate change. In other news, from the department of "duh," Barry Manlow is furious that he never got a call from the rock and roll hall of fame.

The second dancer in the rapidly evaporating Duke rape case claims she felt unsafe. What a surprise, dancing naked in a frat house full of jocks and you feel unsafe. It's probably the same feeling you get when you're dancing in a lion cage dressed up like a T-Bone steak.