6/12/06

Czechoslovakia kicked America's butt in Soccer, and nobody cares. Soccer, alongside Socialism and National Health Care is just another fad that is popular everywhere else but here.
Girls soccer has had a reverse effect on the sport here in America. Rather than bringing gender equality to sports, Soccer is now a "Girls Sport" in the eyes of many American boys. Some advocates will claim that it is a physically demanding sport, that takes a lot of talent and training. Yes, but so is ballet, and it's still something you don't want to see your son doing.
We should have a World Cup for American Football. Let's just see how those Euro-sissies do on the gridiron.

A New shark species was discovered off the South Carolina coast, called the Scalloped Hammerhead. Which sounds vaguely like a potato seafood dish.

Federal Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald announced that Karl Rove will not be charged in the Valerie Plame case. Democrats are furious that they will have to scrap all their November campaign ads.

Today, tottering movie star Robert Redford, claimed that the Republicans lack substance. And just what "substance" is Robert Redford made of?
Let's see: he's another private jet liberal complaining about global warming; who talks about "conservation" but destroyed a mountain wilderness, named it after himself, then turned it into a Hollywood retreat; and he's a billionaire who complains that the "wealthy" aren't helping the underprivileged enough.
I can name that "substance" in four letters...

According to a CBS News Poll released today, the Zarqawi death has little impact. In fact, less people think the Zarqawi death is an important milestone, than watch the CBS evening news.

A group of leftist doctors lobbied Congress for a fat-tax on Coke and Pepsi. Remember how everyone laughed when the tobacco companies said that soda was next on the hit list. It won't be long before the EPA starts publishing data on the detrimental effects of Second-Hand Soda.

Ex President Bill Clinton linked Republican policies to the increased amount of hurricanes observed in recent years. He said he hasn't seen so many big blows since he left the White House.