5/26/06

Enron executives Jeffrey Skilling and Ken Lay were found guilty, and might face life in prison. Well, at least there are two Enron employees that won't have to worry about their retirement.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sat down with Mexican President Vincente Fox to discuss immigration issues. After three hours, their translators threw in the towel.

NYC Mayor Bloomberg suggested a DNA, fingerprint database to track all workers. Although civil libertarians protested, they were reminded that nine out of ten NYC residents have already been fingerprinted.

BBC is working on play about Hillary Clinton becoming President. The working title is: "My Fat Lady"

Condoleeza Rice surprised the public by announcing that she was American Idol winner Taylor Hicks' biggest fan. She especially wonders where he got the purple velvet jacket, and if it comes in a size 8.

After William Jefferson's Congressional Office was searched, congressional leaders protested. They were concerned the searches of Congressional offices might become routine. Here's a list of things Congresspersons would not want found in their offices:
-Stacks of Money
-Play Stations
-Comic Books
-Inflatables
-Dead Interns (Only Gary Condit)
-Amyl Nitrate
-Mexican Workers