5/25/06

A late frost damaged grapes grown in Michigan, Ontario and New York. There is speculation of a severe impact on the Buffalo wine production. Wine connoisseurs were ecstatic

Meteorologists reported that New Orleans would be a "top target" for hurricanes in 2006. Is that news? New Orleans is right smack in the middle of hurricane alley. New Orleans forecasters are also predicting will a rash of girls lifting up their shirts, and heavy rains of vomit flooding the streets around Mardi Gras.

A leftist think tank claimed school bus exhaust has contributed to respiratory problems in kids. When I was young, the only people who had allergies were the nerdy kids that never got out of the house. That's why kids have allergies today, they spend all their time in germ free houses washed with antibacterial soap and freshened with an Ionic Breeze® air purifier. They're not doing kid thing like rolling on the grass and eating dirt. We spent winter mornings huddled around the exhaust of idling school busses just to keep warm. We're raising a generation of Jelly fish.