5/17/06

The DiVinci Code premiered and people were shocked to see a bloated Tom Hanks. French crowds at Cannes were laughing at inappropriate moments. Apparently, they thought they were watching a Jerry Lewis movie.

Sir Paul McCartney filed for divorce from Heather Mills. He claimed it was his worst decision since Ringo.

Jodie Foster had some sharp words for President Bush. In response, the President has decided to pardon John Hinckley.

A teacher was fired for showing students some sexually inappropriate Internet sites. Then the Students responded by showing the teacher where to find the really good porn.

According to a study, only one in four 12- to 34-Year-Olds Can Name Broadcast Networks. And not a single one can guess what the M stands for in MTV.

Students are suing because they were suspended for skipping school to attend immigration rallies. They think that they should be excused from school if they are exercising their right to protest. Isn't every kid skipping school protesting? When I was in High School, I used to go outside to protest the school ban on smoking in class.