Writing
compiled here are some favorite articles
Tim wrote for various publications


Tim wrote humor articles for the American Legislative Exchange Council Policy Forum Magazine. With their courtesy, We have been allowed to publish them here

The Magic Engine		 In this article, Tim takes on the environmentalists who claim alternative energy sources, especially  Hydrogen, will move us into the future. He reveals some surprising facts that discredit anybody who thinks there are options other than good old fashioned fossil fuels.
Voting in America: 'A How To Guide' If you think politicians are stupid, you might be surprised to learn they are actually smart people, just acting that way, so stupid people will vote for them. If we want smarter government, we have to eliminate stupid voters. A few suggestions...
Quality of Life: Is Europe's Really Better? This one is guaranteed to offend most Europeans, and all the French. Europhiles are taken to task, and Tim straightens out once and for all, who has the superior culture.
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Liberty Magazine
Tim has been a contributing Editor to Liberty Magazine since 1999
. Here are some of his most requested articles
The Color of Envy:
Partying with the Greens		  In June, Tim went inside the Green Party Presidential Nominating convention, as a correspondent for Liberty Magazine,  and got to meet some socialists up close and personal. Tim's cover story article on the Green Party is published here with their permission.
Review: Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them:  Here is a review Tim did for Liberty Magazine on Al Franken's latest tome.  If you agree with Tim about Al Franken, you'll love reading this article.
On The Road With America's Most Honest Politician Here's a fun one. Tim took a road trip with a Wisconsin Gubernatorial candidate, and Liberty published a journal of their escapades:
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 Every month, Tim submits a few blurbs that get published in Liberty Magazine in the Reflections section. There's been a few requests  to archive some of them. We have compiled them into pages by year. These are posted  as  submitted, so they are unedited, probably a little rough, and even though they are now published here with the permission of Liberty, they are not necessarily as they appeared in Liberty

 

In 1992, Tim began publishing a crudely orchestrated Newsletter, later named "The National," which grew over the next seven years, to a size beyond his ability to continue. Due to popular demand, We've compiled a few of the Issues here, and intend to eventually archive the entire seven year run. Popular features of each issue include the Government at Work for You Award; Hey Slagle!;and cont. on A26, a satirical look at articles from newspapers that will be published in the future
Volume II #3  This issue, almost published in February of 1999, contains: a story on getting searched on a trip to Washington DC for the July Fourth weekend; an explanation for the haircut; the first and last appearance of Dave Fulton's Movie Corner; and an article sent  by a hippie.
Volume II #2  This issue,  published on  April 8, 1998; reports back from the Red Star State, where Tim got into a heated debate with a group of Minnesota Socialists; analyzes Willie's Willy and Willey; and Awards US Magistrate Thomas Coffin  for standing up to the PGA..
Volume II #1 
This issue,  published on  November 11, 1997 remembers Princess Di, and throws a little dirt on the grave. It also explores the lack of science behind environmentalism, and the lack of environmentalism behind the San Francisco Cable Car. Also a photograph of an Albino Elephant, and Award for the FDA.

Volume I #4 		 This issue,  published on  March 13, 1997, takes a few potshots at the Natural Food Industry, covers the Democratic Convention in Chicago, and Awards Air Bag Mandates. A surprise appearance by Guardian Angel.
Volume I #3  This issue,  published on  August 3, 1996 wonders why the Olympics are so boring, replies to recyclers angered by the last issue, and sees Frank Sinatra condemned to emphysema
Volume I #2  This issue,  published on February 8, 1996 celebrates Chicago's ridiculous new recycling program, and mocks recyclers worldwide, peeks into the horrific future of wildlife management, and shares a few drinks with Guardian Angel.

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